What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?

Why was Cinderella no good at playing hockey?
Because she was always running away from the ball!

Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?
Both do hat tricks!

Why did your sister give cough syrup to the pony ?
Because someone told her it was a little horse.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A shampoodle !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in ?